Mostly the lyrics that get stuck in my head, but sometimes a random blog, or original lyrics I'd like to turn into a song if I were more motivated/talented.
“*chorus*
Please don’t touch my junk
I don’t have a bomb
Strapped inside my trunk
Please don’t touch my junk
That I use to fuck
Please don’t push my luck
I know you have to do your jobs
But can’t metal detectors find buttons and knobs?
Honestly, how cool are those x-ray machines?
But I want kids in the future, and they will mutate my offspring
*chorus*
Safety is the main priority
Can I at least choose my TSA officer?
I’ll take that girl in lane 3
I will let her pat me down thoroughly
But I ain’t going through that
Child killing death ray machine
No I won’t
*chorus*”
David Choi
Youtube Single*
Please Don’t Touch My Junk
